last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
Parents repeating themselves
I feel this on a spiritual level.
not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
i want a long lasting happy relationship with my grades but all they want to do is give me the d
really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.
I inspect, squeeze, and sniff every cantaloupe and have absolutely no idea what I’m looking for. No idea.
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry